The Saga of the Greenlanders (Ep. 17): For the first time in Saga Thing history, John struggled to offer up his usual abundance of nicknames and learned discourse on their meanings. But John did himself proud by grasping for any and every potential nickname in the saga. When it came time to choose, there were only a few real candidates. John argued for Eyjolf the Beshitten. He lost on a technicality, since his name only appears in the oft excluded first chapter of the saga. And so, the winner was Thorfinn Karlsefni, with John noting that Thorfinn’s nickname (The Makings of a Man) is the most interesting thing about him. Sure. Whatever, John. 😉
Grettir’s Saga (Ep. 16): John talked about nicknames in this episode for 20 minutes. That’s no exaggeration. And I cut some out in editing. As much as we liked Thorgeir Bottleback and the story of his nickname, our boyish sense of humor ultimately won out and gave the award to a character named in passing. The winner was Ivar Beytil, whose name is often left untranslated in English editions. If you want to find out what that’s all about, you’ll have to listen to John’s explanation (if you can find it in that endless section of Grettir’s Judgment episode).
Quarter Court Results (Ep. 15): Halfdan the Open-Handed-but-Stingy-with-Meat won this category, but Thorbjorg Ship-breast not far behind. It’s hard to beat Halfdan, though. His nickname is a real mouthful.
Vatnsdœla Saga (Ep. 14): While Andy argued for Thorkel Scratcher to win again (he won for Hallfred’s Saga), John insisted on keeping things fresh. Three true contenders emerged in Thorir Goat-thigh, Thorbjorg Pride-of-the-Farm, and Thorolf Sledgehammer. As impressive as the former two are, they were inevitably crushed by Thorolf. He’s just so metal. [Incidentally, the recording of nicknames for this episode ran too long and had to be cut down a bit. If you want to listen to the complete and mostly uncut version, it’s all here for your listening pleasure.]
Viglund’s Saga (Ep. 13): Thorkel Skin-Swathed (or Skinhood) has an odd nickname and an even odder appearance. Both are explained in Bard’s Saga, which we’ll get to eventually. Thorkel has a bit part in Viglund’s Saga as the guy who takes care of Viglund when the witch’s storm leaves him shipwrecked.
The Saga of Bjorn Champion of the Hitardal People (Ep. 12): Oddny Isle-candle, whose tapered figure won the hearts and minds of Bjorn, Thord, and the men of Saga Thing. Of course, there is some dispute between the hosts as to the nature of Oddny’s figure and its relevance for her nickname.
Kormak’s Saga (Ep. 11): Thorkel Tooth-gnasher took the prize this time. His nickname has links to one of Thor’s goats and has the distinguishing quality of being an excellent name for a death metal band.
Hallfred Troublesome-Poet’s Saga (Ep. 10): Thorkel Scratcher, who earned his nickname at a very very young age.
Gunnlaug Serpent-Tongue’s Saga (Ep. 9): A split decision this time because John and Andy were too stubborn to agree. John chose Goat-Bjorn. Andy picked the eponymous hero Gunnlaug Serpent-Tongue. Which do you prefer?
Bandamanna saga (Ep. 8): In a saga that just doesn’t seem to want to play the usual nickname games, the pedestrian moniker of “Beard”-Broddi Bjarnason sneaks off with top marks.
Saga of Ragnar Lothbrok and his Sons (Ep. 7): No judgments here, but we’d definitely have chosen Ragnar Lothbrok (Shaggy Breeches). It’s a great name with a great story behind it.
Hen-Thorir’s Saga (Ep. 6): It wasn’t that tough. “Hen”-Thorir the chicken man wins easily.
Gisli’s saga Sursson (Ep. 5): The flame-retardant nickname of Thorbjorn “Sur” (Whey), father of the Surssons, barely eked out a win here.
Eirik the Red’s saga (Ep. 4): The impressive profile of Thorbjorg Ship-Breast enhances our winner’s circle.
Eyrbyggja Saga (Ep. 3): The husband-and-wife team of Thorgrima Witch-Face and Thorir Wood-Leg make for a winning combination.
Hrafnkel’s saga (Ep. 2): Halfdan the Open-Handed-but-Stingy-With-Meat, narrowly beating out his father, Eystein Fart!